I tried to defend a girl who was getting harassed at the bar only to get my ass beat and made to watch her get fucked as the dudes friend was making her eat his ass and farting. They kept blaming me for being the hero and everytime I’d try to fight back I’d get a cock in my mouth.
That’s what I was thinking. Say listen, if you ever find yourself in San Francisco, I’d be happy to eat a whole can of beans so I could fart in your face as long as this guy did.